justnick's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This trick never works BGM: "Dead Set on Destruction" - Husker Du Just use your imagination for the Umlauts, we've had budget cuts. You know what's creepy as shit? When people take a photograph of just their eyes, and use that as their banner. I'm watching you! It kinda taints whatever little slogan they decide to use, too. Like, I saw this one banner, just eyes and words, which read: "It isn't the number of times you get knocked down that counts, it's the number of times you get back up." Now, that's all well and good, but those damn unblinking eyes kinda make it feel like a threat rather than cheesy motivational crap. And I mean, isn't putting that little slogan as your banner a little... well, dumb? I mean, A) it's not like you said that, B) there is no way in hell reading your diary will be even close to as inspiring and motivational as that quote is trying to be, and C) you're a fucking douchebag. Be original. ...Ahem. Yes. Well. That third argument might have been a tad unfounded. Scientific reasearch usually goes into everything I say though, I assure you. hehe, ass. OK, here's a tip for some of the ladies. Now, without making any comments as to the actual style itself, you know that "thong above the pants" look? I saw this girl walking down the street the other day, who was obviously very proud of her lower regions, (as well she should have been, frankly) and she was sporting the black G-string above the pants look. It's one of those styles that I love on strangers but would hate in my family. On her, I liked it. Except for the fact that one side was about three inches or so above the pant line, whereas the other one was just barely poking out. It looked to me like somone had given her half of a wedgie. All this is to say, if you're gonna attempt one of these Ubersexed attention grabbing styles, at least make it symetrical. So work has been boring lately, as ever, but school starts soon. This time for sure! [Ed: Heard that before...] And now for something we hope you'll really like. Excelsior. 6:36 p.m. - 2005-07-27 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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