justnick's Diaryland Diary

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2011-06-07 - I know what girls like
2011-01-15 - -
2010-12-10 - -
2010-10-01 - -
2010-09-20 - Incidentally, also the name of my next album!
2010-09-07 - Narcissus, meet Catharsis
2010-08-04 - Rome-antic comedy! Hey-ooooo!
2010-08-03 - -
2010-07-08 - For your perusal...
2010-06-10 - Meeting at Gillette HQ
2010-05-24 - So who watched Lost last night? (Spoilers and major nerdage ahead)
2010-03-16 - I would have gone with a verb, personally
2010-02-19 - And don't get me started on this \"sex rehab\" bullshit
2010-02-11 - OK Guys, keep me honest on this one
2010-01-20 - And if that's not male, I don't know what is...
2009-11-24 - -
2009-10-21 - Long time no see. Here's hoping you're up for \"wordy and pretentious!\"
2009-08-07 - I Love My Boss
2009-06-26 - -
2009-06-10 - Excplicit content, motherfuckers
2009-06-09 - Put your Norton Anthologies up in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care
2009-06-09 - -
2009-05-13 - Go-Go-Gadget Drinker's-Remorse!
2009-05-13 - -
2009-05-04 - -
2009-04-20 - Vas chier en Toronto, esti'd tabarnac
2009-04-18 - -
2009-04-13 - Chillin' on the strip, sippin' Colt like Lando
2009-04-10 - Oh, the Trials and Tribulations of Manhood
2009-04-02 - -
2009-03-24 - Funny You Should Ask
2009-03-20 - Hither & Yon, Yon & Hither. Uma? Oprah. Oprah? Uma.
2009-03-20 - -
2009-03-18 - -
2009-03-13 - -
2009-03-08 - Brief interlude
2009-03-05 - Not picky
2009-02-13 - -
2009-02-07 - -
2009-02-06 - Been a while since I had a pop culture rant
2009-02-03 - Mean it. Kisses.
2009-01-31 - This is what it looks like when I free write
2009-01-23 - -
2009-01-20 - -
2009-01-03 - And they say TV rots your brain
2008-12-23 - Also, I think the original lyric is 'dead,' not 'sleeping'
2008-12-15 - Justnick's sordid past
2008-12-13 - -
2008-12-05 - Never Underestimate the Power of Tween Girls
2008-11-27 - DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM, WOMAN?
2008-11-23 - Does anyone else think Islamabad sounds like a member of Public Enemy?
2008-10-21 - -
2008-10-16 - Ashley Tisdale nothing
2008-10-14 - Tell your friends!
2008-09-20 - -
2008-09-15 - Wish List:
2008-08-24 - Forgive me the flowery language. Occasionally I feel the need...
2008-08-18 - I'll take you to The Hop, baby, when your skin clears up
2008-08-13 - Hats make me feel like a '40s detective. Now bear witness to my voice-over
2008-07-30 - -
2008-07-27 - Don't you wish your weblog was hot like me?
2008-06-29 - A rare return to form. Short form, but hey...
2008-06-15 - -
2008-06-14 - -
2008-06-01 - A step in the right direction
2008-05-31 - -
2008-05-24 - This is why I only date crazy bitches
2008-05-09 - Reset. Engage Emo mode. Go team self pity!
2007-08-16 - Jesus 2: Immaculate DESTRUCTION!
2007-06-29 - Yet another crisis in the middle of the night
2007-06-16 - Now where's my apology for the Fantastic Four movie? I'm still waiting, Marvel
2007-04-15 - Back, due to popular demand
2007-03-06 - This is why I have no future in Journalism
2007-02-14 - -
2007-01-30 - In case you didn't know, Nick is shy and insecure. Read on for more details
2006-12-29 - Grey Squirrel
2006-11-07 - I wasted my childhood
2006-10-24 - Justnick loves the kids
2006-09-26 - A ho fucks everybody. A bitch fucks everybody but you.
2006-08-06 - And it's about goddamn time, at that
2006-07-18 - Next year I want a pony
2006-06-28 - And besides, anyone who quotes Bride of Chucky can't be right in the head anyway
2006-06-03 - Namibia is for Lovers
2006-05-21 - And don't think I forgot about you, Lil' Kim. You still need to pick a nationality
2006-05-04 - My ring-tone is the Benny-Hill song. Seriously.
2006-04-01 - I feel my true self can only be expressed through interpretive scent
2006-03-09 - Next week on CSI: Moosejaw
2006-03-01 - Copyright pending, you damn vultures
2006-02-25 - -
2006-02-14 - I like that the first paper to bear my name is vaguely phalic
2006-02-03 - It's an entry about the bible! Bet you didn't see THAT one coming...
2006-02-02 - Homework is for lesbians
2006-01-26 - -
2006-01-02 - They all look alike to her anyway
2005-12-06 - Intelligent design is just stupid
2005-11-18 - Don't look at me, you're the one who wanted an update
2005-10-08 - You didn't know? Stephen King is a gigantic glam princess
2005-09-22 - I once rocked so hard it killed a man
2005-08-10 - Spreading peace, love, and terrible terrible nightmares since 2002
2005-07-27 - This trick never works
2005-07-08 - The really bad part is I have their original owner tied up in my closet
2005-06-14 - Brace yourself, Concordia. The Oolong is coming...
2005-05-28 - A girl with big boobs asked me to dance last night. All is well with the world.
2005-04-26 - -
2005-04-11 - Ignore us at your own peril, Weezer
2005-03-29 - Conversations taken completely out of context, Volume One: Boxes
2005-03-19 - Dead in the middle of little Italy, Nick was busy flaming lesbians
2005-03-08 - There's a menagerie of produce-themed illegitemate children whose parents listen to whitesnake out there
2005-03-03 - -
2005-02-28 - Any relation to Mr. Grouch?
2005-02-24 - *sniff* Mee-Maw always loved ass-wigs
2005-02-10 - Harvey Britain
2005-02-02 - Anyone remember the doodle bear?
2005-01-27 - Drugs, politics, drama, body switching... hell, even the weather
2005-01-03 - Happy Happy New New Year, Butros Butros Gali!
2004-12-24 - Jesus was a black man, and Jesus was a gangsta
2004-12-14 - A city with a hangover
2004-11-22 - '...And I am become death, singer of country ballads...'
2004-11-09 - My cologne is giving me a headache, and right now that feels like a metaphor for life in general
2004-10-31 - Nothing like a little head trauma to get a man ready for the weekend
2004-10-19 - Ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a Prince and Lover ought to be
2004-10-13 - And for my next act, I will make all of my credibility as an artist dissapear!!!
2004-10-11 - And they said Captain Canuck was dead...
2004-10-07 - What... again?
2004-10-04 - Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks
2004-08-30 - Yeah watch yourself, Hartnet. These teeth were made for chewin' and that's a snazzy new haircut
2004-08-16 - At such chaotic times, a man must take time to contemplate what's truly important in this life. On that note, here's an entry about boobs
2004-07-27 - Jehova's witness, eh? Funny, your mother didn't strike me as particularly religious last night...
2004-07-23 - It Came from Dimension X: The Gonads from Space! (Starring Hillary Duff)
2004-07-18 - You too can be a twenty year old stock-boy! Just listen!
2004-07-05 - I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still...
2004-06-16 - You're just jealous 'cause you aren't a simian frontiersman...
2004-06-08 - A healthy dose of egotism to wash down all that \"real life\" bullshit
2004-05-27 - Something tells me Ice T just lost the last of his street cred
2004-05-19 - Another eventful day at Tony Shoes
2004-05-10 - There's one more thing: I got the big slip daddy!
2004-04-24 - My underpants match your name, it must be fate
2004-04-19 - Habs in seven, baby
2004-04-05 - In the Spring, a young man's mind turns to thoughts of buying thermal underpants
2004-03-30 - Vegetarian: Indian word for \"lousy hunter\"
2004-03-24 - Give us your tired, your hungry, your deep fried...
2004-03-05 - Come hither, Shaka Zulu Kings and Queens, and bring your 'gats
2004-03-03 - Like a phoenix from the ashes of mediocrity
2004-02-20 - Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go round
2004-01-22 - A day in the life
2004-01-15 - My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.... Get out of my head, Kelis!
2004-01-14 - Excorsism for Dummies
2004-01-06 - right when you were getting used to the peace and quiet
2003-12-23 - Olive, the other reindeer
2003-12-12 - I bet you his puffer would be hella cool
2003-12-03 - Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle
2003-11-30 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Ballerina Turtles
2003-11-28 - ...badger-badger-badger-badger, Mushroom! Mushroom!
2003-11-27 - In vino veritas, and Nemo saltat sobrius. So why am I still at home?
2003-11-27 - Let's go to the lobby, and smoke ourselves some crack
2003-11-25 - Machiavelli, Popeye, whatever
2003-11-20 - The Giraffe was the DD, what can I say
2003-11-15 - There's a weapon of mass seduction hidden in my pants
2003-11-12 - Kiss me, I'm astrological
2003-11-10 - Siddown, honey, Chiffon gon' sing fuh'ya
2003-11-05 - Frammin' at the Jim-Jam, frippin' at the krotz
2003-10-29 - Fuck you, cancer
2003-10-27 - I swear I don't know why you guys even bother readin this anymore
2003-10-26 - I didn't choose the mime. The miming chose ME.
2003-10-24 - Ain't too old to die, but I sure am hard to beat
2003-10-18 - Wonder if it's related to Bambi
2003-10-15 - Oh, you didn't know I yodel?
2003-10-13 - So two seals walk into a club...
2003-10-11 - It's the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
2003-10-05 - See what I mean? Rollercoaster.
2003-09-28 - I still love you, Spike
2003-09-23 - Freud was a quack, I say!
2003-09-22 - I wonder if there are any gay kangaroos
2003-09-21 - \"Pretty kettle fish remind me of you...\"
2003-09-16 - Much ado about Napster
2003-09-12 - And I'll get me a pair o' dem shorts, too
2003-09-09 - RIP, great Antonio & Warren Zevon (he's the 'Werewolves of London' guy)
2003-09-07 - Still got it
2003-09-02 - Well, here's a little story 'bout a man named Jed
2003-09-01 - \"Dude, nice sippy cup\"
2003-08-30 - All the kids in the ghetto call me Don Cartagena
2003-08-25 - Take care of her for me, man
2003-08-18 - So we're the Kings of it all the day we were born
2003-08-18 - Bitch, PLEASE!
2003-08-17 - I miss Duckman.
2003-08-17 - Mr. Boot and Mr. Knee; gone but not forgotten
2003-08-11 - Ca, c'est un party, tabarwette
2003-08-05 - For everyone on top there's one who can replace
2003-08-03 - Just call me Twinkie
2003-07-27 - Leave it to Alan Moore to get me in a mood
2003-07-27 - This is what we train for
2003-07-24 - I just want to bang on the drum all day
2003-07-23 - I don't know, but I've been told
2003-07-21 - Maybe I should have gotten his number
2003-07-20 - Does anyone else wish Carrot Top was dead?
2003-07-20 - I'll bet you say that to all the girls
2003-07-19 - You mean I'm not an Emperor?
2003-07-18 - I'm not lost, I'm exploring!
2003-07-17 - My name is Brodie, and I'm from Melbourne
2003-07-16 - Amputation: the miracle cure for all of life's aches and pains
2003-07-15 - Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination
2003-07-11 - 10, 000 Lemmings can't be wrong
2003-07-09 - Britney admits she's not a virgin. In other news, fire is hot.
2003-06-25 - Farwell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies... Everybody!
2003-06-23 - Lock up your daughters, it's party week and Nick has cash to spend
2003-06-21 - My parties are so good even I'm not invited anymore
2003-06-14 - I can officially say I fuxx0red a milf
2003-06-01 - after I die, I want them to make my life into a Rock-Opera
2003-05-16 - The Hall of the Philosipher Kings, in E Major
2003-05-06 - Hi! My name is n00k, and I work in a button factory...
2003-04-30 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
2003-04-20 - Meet my new Girlfriend, her name is beer
2003-04-06 - I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body
2003-03-24 - I hereby dedicate my life to hero-worship of Tim Armstrong
2003-03-23 - Back, by popular demand
2003-03-17 - Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
2003-03-16 - Leave the hotel at noon
2003-03-10 - Reality is a bloodstain
2003-03-09 - Introspective and non sensical
2003-03-06 - There's a party in my pants, and your mom is invited
2003-03-02 - She asked me to come, but I was already there
2003-02-28 - I believe in miracles, cause I'm one
2003-02-25 - I'm gettin' bugged drivin' up and down the same ol' strip
2003-02-24 - Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
2003-02-23 - The very best of Sodomy
2003-02-21 - Filler
2003-02-16 - Remorse is a dish best served with a side of fries
2003-02-13 - I guess that makes me Norse
2003-02-09 - Requiem for the dying
2003-02-06 - Nostalgia to my inner child
2003-02-05 - Damn the man
2003-02-04 - I want to be seduced
2003-02-03 - I call it the "flaming loins"
2003-02-02 - Shrank? Shrunk?
2003-01-29 - And lo, the prodigal son returneth
2003-01-26 - Money now? Ask me how!
2003-01-23 - The Summation of my being is now a McFavorite... for a limited time only
2003-01-22 - They could cut glass right now. Glass, I tell you.
2003-01-20 - Cocaine caffiene and class make bizzare bedfellows
2003-01-19 - It's like Jamais vu all over again
2003-01-17 - No worries. Famous last words.
2003-01-15 - My Life is Like a Techno Remix of "Happy Days"
2003-01-13 - So I says to Mabel, I says...
2003-01-12 - Just More of the Same
2003-01-12 - Neuroses and Narcotics. Welcome to my life.
2003-01-10 - Mack my knife, baby
2003-01-08 - Procrastination for fun and profit! Well... fun, anyway.
2003-01-06 - Repercussions. Ramifications. Rama-lama-ding-dong.
2003-01-05 - A Pox Upon Thee, Jack!
2003-01-02 - Denial ain't Just a River in Egypt
2002-12-29 - Everybody Do The Fish
2002-12-28 - Leave a message
2002-12-24 - Merry Christmas, Billy Joel!
2002-12-23 - Punk is dead
2002-12-22 - Let's do this again sometime
2002-12-20 - Kill me now
2002-12-18 - Scar Tissue
2002-12-15 - I Have Mosh Pit Fetish