justnick's Diaryland Diary

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Ashley Tisdale nothing

You see, now, it's scenes like this little ditty that make the internet a beautiful, beautiful place:

VikingPrincesLulubel (1 week ago)
my favorite pat benatar song!

yogifagboy (1 week ago)
i had sex with a grl 2 da sound of dis song

jcbmatua (2 days ago)
wuz her name Rosey Palmer?

Those, as you might have guessed, were comments on the youtube video of Pat Benatar's 'Shadows of the Night'. (don't ask, I had been drinking) I like to imagine that these two just had a tear-filled, badly punctuated reunion. Rosey Palmer and... ahem... Yogi fagboy (you never know), running into each others' arms across a field of daisies.

'r u rosey'

'lol ya'

'orly?'

'yarly'

'omfg'

'srsly'

'i luv u'

'me 2.'

'lol remembr when we did it'

'lolya'

'pat benatar sux!!1!'

'lol i no rite'

*sniff* Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it? I picture the great yogi himself, staring in wide-eyed disbelief at his computer monitor, private messaging as fast as his fingers allow.
I picture her, refreshing her inbox, hoping against hope that maybe, this time, she can recapture that fated love that escaped her, oh so long ago. She brushes a stray hair from her eyes as she types, fingers shaking. He grins nervously and hesitates before writing:

'u wan2 meet up??????/'

He paces as he awaits a reply. There, it is done. Now it is in God's hands. And only the fates can judge them now.

1:42 a.m. - 2008-10-16

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