justnick's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another eventful day at Tony Shoes "Okay, Goku versus Superman." "Superman, totally. Wait, we're not talking Red/Blue Superman, are we?" "Christ, no." "Then, yeah, Superman." "No way!" "Come on, the guy can turn back time!" "No he frikkin' can't, you ever seen himj do that in the comics? Ever?" "OK ok, fine. But Superman still. He's motherfucking Superman. No one can beat Superman!" "Batman did! Twice!" ".....OK, touche. But he cheated." "So what? You're telling me that a gimpy green arrow was actually an ace in the hole against a bulletproof alien who can fly? Batman had the brains." "And so does Goku?" "No, but the motherfucker can blow up planets. And he came back from the dead." "So did Superman, assface." "Yeah, but only once. That's small time. Shit, I've come back from the dead once or twice." "Ok ok ok ok ok, fine. Here's one for you. Bo Duke/Knight Rider." "Oh shit. Folks in Hazard county haven't seen a talkin' car round these parts in a looooooooong time." "Yeah, but Bo isn't Hasslehoff." "A definite advantage." "Exactly." "OK, Bo then. You know Hasslehoff has the same birthday as me?" "Really?" "yeah man." ".............." "Well, I'm gonna go sniff some shoe polish." "I'm coming." 5:17 p.m. - 2004-05-19 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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