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OK, I'm going to rant now. It's been a while.

EDIT: OK, so I get a new email address, right? (superpunk no more, now I am [email protected]) And this girl that I had a thing for in the summer adds me. We made out a couple times when we were in private, then she blew me off in public. Apparently she's just... well, that kind of girl. You know. Anyway, so this is the conversation we had today:

Michelle said:
superpunk, should i delete the other email address?

Nick said:
yes. and you should also never call me that again

Nick said:
lol

Michelle said:
hah we'll see about that

Nick said:
I was like 13! It was cool!

Michelle said:
and it still is! probably even cooler than it was then

Nick said:
lol

Michelle said:
it suits you, embrace it

Nick said:
I'll embrace yo mama

Michelle says:
you would!

Nick says:
Yeah, I've got low standards in women

SNAP! She responded with an emoticon so shocked I would say it's fair to assume she might be weeping in self-doubt this very moment. Revenge of the nerds, baby.

So there's this new series on television now, a big four part scientific be-afraid-be-very-afraid type 'expose' in the style of Dateline. You know what they're revealing? They're talking about how all youth care about these days is getting wasted and naked.

Well what a stunning revelation. Like, welcome to the nineteen sixties, Mr Scientist. Try to avoid the eighties on your way through.

I'm so sick of these apocalyptical baby-boomers. They act like the whole world is going to the shitter just because they're turning into their damn parents. I've actually heard some boomers talk about "music these days" without any trace of irony.

"But it's different!" They say.

The fuck it is. The bulk of music is written for youth. Therefore, most older people will not be able to appreciate it. It's really quite simple.

And as for sex and getting drunk? Look, Koppel, your generation invented free love, birth control, soul music, and most of the STD's out there, so don't look at us like we're degenerate heathens. We're just doing what you freakin taught us. WE aren't the ones who put sex all over the media. And hell, orgies go back to the Roman times. back then, pedophilia was totally cool. And so was beating your wife, and rape. You want to talk about sexual degeneracy, look to the past, we're doing pretty damn well, all things considered.

And then there's all this talk of the internet spreading terrible fetishes? Tat's like saying homosexuality is contageous. If some dude gets off by watching some woman get her feet shit on, I don't think it only started that day he accidentally downloaded that weird japanese movie. Fetishists aren't multiplying, they're coming the fuck out of hiding. Crawling out from under their respective rocks. You know how many sick kiddy-loving freaks have been caught thanks to myspace? Not even a tiny percentage of how many there are out there, but a hell of a lot more than before. The internet is great for these predatr types, fine, but it sure as hell makes them easy to catch, you know? I mean, just run the IP's of the guys who log into the man-boy-love association website, or whatever it is, and there you go.

Don't get your suspenders all twisted now, boomers. I'm just talkin' bout my generation. Excelsior.

5:02 p.m. - 2006-03-09

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